Celebrity

This is funny:

John McCain, whose ads skewer Barack Obama for his "celebrity" status, has his own close ties to show business, the new issue of Us Weekly reports exclusively.The 72-year-old was recently made TV-ready by makeup artist Tifanie White who's worked on So You Think You Can Dance andAmerican Idol.McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission.