"Prince Charles has delayed his wedding due to the passing of the Pope. I guess he figured maybe now's not the best time to marry his mistress." ---Jay Leno
"The Pope announced that he is going to say mass in Israel next year. When asked why, the Pope said, `I want to perform for a crowd that hasn't heard any of my material before.'" ---Conan O'Brien
"Pope John Paul II is 82, but it's a young 82. He and the Cardinals celebrated at the Vatican Hooters."---David Letterman
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.---Unknown
"The Vatican is releasing a new CD that features Pope John Paul II reciting prayers while classical and rock music play underneath. I think the Pope is taking this thing a bit too far because today he announced he's having a feud with West Coast rappers."---Conan O'Brien
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